Nuestras horas son minutos
cuando esperamos saber,
y siglos quando sabemos
lo que se puede aprender.
Antonio Machado, Proverbios y cantares

18 Nov. 2016; North British Probability Seminar, Univ. of Edinburgh
16-17 Nov 2016; Honorary doctorate for Francois Baccelli (Heriot-Watt Univ., Edinburgh)
לא להיות סקרן
28-30 Sep 2016; Bocconi Univ., Milano
18-28 Aug 2016; Borovkov meeting, Novosibirsk + Altai
1-3 Aug 2016; Symposium on applied probability in Greenland
May 2016; Math. Dept., Univ. Paris-Sud, Orsay
9 May; PhD interv
8-11 May 2016; Cheliotis
5 May: Leiden Students
26IV-3V; Πασχα
25 April; KTH
17-19 March 2016; 27th Nordic Congress of Mathematicians
25 February 2016 - week after; visiting Asmussen in Aarhus
6II-13II; σκ.ν
12 December - 3 January; Berkeley
16-20 November 2015; XII Simposio de Probabilidad y Procesos Estocásticos, Mérida, México
14-18 September 2015; Yu. V. Linnik Centennial Conference, Analytical methods in number theory, probability theory and mathematical statistics, Euler International Mathematical Institute, St Petersburg, Russia
8-11 September 2015; Maxwell Institute workshop on applied probability, Edinburgh, UK
27 July - 7 August 2015; Stochastic Processes and Applications CIMPA Research School, Ulaanbaataar (=Red Hero), Mongolia
End July - beginning August; Paris, INRIA, etc.
13-17 July 2015; 38th Conference on Stochastic Processes and their Applications; Oxford
5-8 July 2015; INFORMS Applied Probability Society Conference, Koç University, Istanbul, Turkey
Th 25 - Sa 27 June 2015; IMA
End June 2015: UoE
1-5 June 2015: Svante Janson's birthday
25 April - 5 May 2015: Japan, viz., (Tokyo)/Kyoto/Shinshu
1-11 April 2015: Berkeley/Stanford
25 March: National holiday
24 March 2015: Linglong's mini-workshop, sur place
Sun 22 - Fri 27 March 2015, Workshop on Stochastic Geometry
22 Febr - 1 or 2 March 2105: U of Waterloo, and Toronto, Canada
Tu 27 January 2015; Linköping
Su 11- Su 18 January 2015; IHP, Paris
Fr 19 Dec 2014 - Fr 9 Jan 2015; UoE
Mo 10- Th 13 November 2014; Aalto-yliopisto
Th 23 October 2014; Kungl. Vet. Akad.
23-27 September; EPFL Lausanne
19 September 2014; Gothenburg, Muratov's defence
9-11 September 2014; Karlskrona; ITC 26 forget it...
28 July - 1 August 2014; Buenos Aires; Stochastic Processes and their Appl.
Unfortunately, I couldn't go because SAS and Lufthansa messed up.
Moreover, SAS, recently, sent me a totally insulting reply. They still have not apologized and I'm putting pressure for them to do so.
17-21 June 2014; Paris, France
7-12 June 2014; UK
2-6 June 2014; Nordstat 2014
1-5 June 2014; St Petersburg; Information Theory and Control
27 May - 1 June 2014; Bedlewo; Stochastic Networks IV
12-16 May 2014; Uppsala; Essen Lectures; F. Baccelli
19-21 March 2014; Erik Baurdoux
4-7 March 2014; Ulm; Stochastik-Tage
17-21 Feb 2014: Leiden
13 Feb 2014: Celsius-Linnaeus Lectures
12-14 Feb 2014: Weidmann
18-26 Jan 2014; Washington
16 Jan 2014: Muratov
Cambridge, 12-16 August 2013: Modern Probabilistic Techniques for Design, Stability, Large Deviations, and Performance Analysis of Communication, Social, Energy, and Other Stochastic Systems and Networks [a mouthful of a title, isn't it? this gotta be the longest title, ever, of a workshop at the Newton I.]
Costa Rica, 15-17 July 2013: 17th INFORMS Applied Probability Conference
[Palmowski invited me to both of the above. I'm working on my quantum mechanical properties. If there are no results by then, I may skip them both.]
Wroclaw, 15-19 July 2013: 7th International Conference on Levy Processes
Mittag-Leffler, 24-29 June 2013: Olav Kallenberg workshop
Stockholm, 11-14 June 2013: International Cramer Symposium
[Oops! I can't go to both of the above. I guess I'll skip this one. C'est la vie.]
Lund, 10-13 June 2013: 26th Nordic and 1st European-Nordic Congress of Mathematicians
Stockholm, 29 May 2013: 15:e Stockholm-Uppsala symposium i matematisk statistik
Linköping, Wednesday 24 April 2013 [postponed]
Bern, 17-21 April 2013
Lund, Friday 12 April 2013
Austin, 3-11 March 2013
Paris, 27 Jan.-2 February 2013